a wifee

charmed · السبت 18th أغسطس 2:48 am

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>WIFE: 'Let me ask you a question.
>
>HUSBAND: 'Oh, Lord, let's not do this'
>
>WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'
>
>HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'
>
>WIFE: 'Why not - don't you like being married?'
>
>HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'
>
>WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
>HUSBAND: 'Okay, I'd get married again.'
>
>WIFE: 'You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).'
>
>HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
>
>WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
>
>HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
>
>WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
>
>HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'
>
>WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
>
>HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
>
>WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
>
>HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to
>do.'
>
>WIFE: 'Would she use my golf clubs?'
>
>HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed.'
>
>WIFE: - - - silence - -
>
>HUSBAND: 'Opps !'
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